Cop-Out

(November 6, 2011)
This is dreadful, but unfortunately all I have time for right now:
I wrote this up and sent it to my friends, and hoped you might find it entertaining.
You may very much not.
But this is my convo with the boy of last week.
More tomorrow morning if I can manage it:

12:07 AM

Boy:We just finished up at the party and are headed back to Kevin's. Are you wanting to get together? :)

Girl: I have to wash my hair, unfortunately :P

Boy: Haha ok well does that mean no getting together then? :'( haha

Girl: Probably

Boy: Thaaaaat's garbage. Hahaha. Are you serious?

Boy: How about this, what if I just come over? ;)

Girl: Nope, no deal, I look gross and I'm going to bed :)

Boy: I guarantee you that you look beautiful. "Gimme that Girl," remember? Hahaha :P

Girl: And I, knowing what I look like, contradict you, annoyingly. I'm reading my scriptures and going to bed.

Boy: Can I be the judge of that? ;) hahaha.

Girl: Nope, I'm going to bed and I promise that my forecasted verdict is accurate.

Boy: Lol come on, girl :) some of us leave tomorrow on a massive drive east.

Girl: Yes, your point?:)

Boy: My point is that I missed my chance. I should have kissed you on our date. And now I am trying to rectify that mistake :)

Girl: I knew you thought about it :P ha but unfortunately, I rather recently promised that the next guy I kissed would be the next guy I dated, and you live in chicago :P

Boy: Haha o like you weren't thinking about it yourself! :P

Girl: Ha and what makes you so certain?

Boy: just the vibes I was getting ;D I promise I'll make it worth your time :) hahaha. I am only a couple apartments away after all :)

Girl: Hahaha sorry, hon, I told you my rule. And that was a first date, anyway :p

Boy: So let's make a new rule:) NEXT next time :D hahahaha

Girl: Nope, I'm rather pigheaded and my mind is made up :)

Boy: Haha I remember, I remember. You sure there's nothing I can say or do to change your mind? I can be very persuasive ;D

Girl: Ha nope. don't think this next statement is me being offended, I just need to state it for the record - I'm totally better than making out with someone just because it happened to be convenient :)

Boy: Woooooooooooow you're going to tease me like that?! Lol. And what if I just show up at your door? That just happens to be convenient ;)

Girl: It's locked. Have fun :P

Boy: I'm not going to walk on in silly. Haha. Only I'm invited ;D now THAT is convenience :)

Boy: AND it's not merely that. I felt we have genuine chemistry :) don't you?!

Girl: Ha still not gonna make out with you. Just tell yourself it would have sucked because I look unattractive and I'm a bad kisser and go to bed :)

Boy: But all of those would be horrible horrible LIES! :P

Girl: Trust me. I never lie. :)

Girl: (it's now 2:06 AM) So I have to get up in five hours. Let me sleep?

Boy: You're not the only one who can be pigheaded ;P

Girl: Yeah, and you reeeeheeeeeheally want to get some tonight :P

Boy: yes, I really do. More specifically, with the amazing girl that is you :)

Girl: Haha you don't know me, I actually suck but make a killer first impression :) it's my greatest talent. Now go to bed, we all know that nothing good happens after two a.m....but props for persistence, boy.

Boy: Hahahaha Girl!!! You drive me loco!!! Hahaha. The fact that we have continued this witty banter on this long is proof to me that you want to as well! :P plus many fantastic things happen after 3 am. I was born at 3:15 am for starters :)

Girl: The witty banter proves nothing, I'm a witty banter slut. Besides, I'd have to put on a bra. Not happening. Dude, I can't keep texting, oversharing is far too possible at this hour.

Boy: Haha put on a tank top then! Problem solved! True story :P haha. And oversharing is a very manageable risk :)

Girl. Wow, I really did just send that text. Ha.

Boy: It takes me all of 20 seconds to get there ;D

Girl: go to bed.

Boy: Plus I'm even wearing my black square glasses, just like you like! Hahaha

Girl: Ha if I were going to make out with you, we would definitely not still be talking about it.

Boy: So let's just get at it then ;D

Girl: I'm in bed. Like physically in it.

Boy: Which can be easily changed. Mind over mattress. I have this wonderful blanket I'll bring over ;)

Girl: Ha that was funny. No.

Boy: Thank you :) lol I can keep this up all night girl ;D so let's just take that "no" aaaaaaaand make it a yes :) that way we can both get some sleep :)

Girl: There would be less sleeping with a yes.

Boy: There would be more rewarding sleep with a yes :)

Girl: For you? That goes without saying

Boy: For both of us!

Girl: No. ha, look, just because you want to get some...

Boy: You're honestly telling me you don't want to get some at all?!

Girl: Would you believe me if I denied it?

Boy: Honestly idk. I just know what I felt on our date is all. And THAT said you wanted to :) PLUS rewarding for both of us. I'm on my way over. Haha

Boy: (2:37 AM) Here :)

Boy: (2:41 AM) Are you going to leave me out in the cold? Quite literally I might add :P

Girl: You'll live :)

Boy: Hypothermia kills. I'm an eagle scout, remember? :P

Girl: Then go inside. Or did they not teach you that there.

Boy:They did. They also taught me it's rude to walk in uninvited.

Girl: Give that a go. If you can't get in, it wasn't meant to be.

Boy: The door is locked, nice try though :P

Girl: Told you. Not meant to be.

Boy: That's bologna and you know it :) you felt that chemistry ;D ha

Girl: Wha I know is that I'm not leaving this bed until seven tomorrow morning

Boy: Girl, you really won't let me in? I've been out here for over ten minutes.

Girl: I told you no before :P

Boy: I heard what you said, but listened to what you really meant :P

Girl: How's that working out for you?

Boy: I'm tenacious. Doesn't that count for anything? :)

Girl: Well, you'll have it to thank for your hypothermia, for one.

Boy: Girl, I apologize for not asking politely. Will you please let me in? :)

Girl: Boy, seriously, I'm not going to make out with you. Boys who won't be hanging on to me long term don't get it short term. now go back, warm up, go to bed :)

Boy: (3:02 am) Very well then. You win.